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Robert Holdstock

A sad piece of news today. Robert Holdstock, author of the Elite Novella ‘The Dark Wheel’ and the ‘Mythago Wood’ Sequence of books, passed away at 4am this morning, aged 61, after complications due to an E. Coli infection.

Unfortunately I never managed to meet him, but his Novella for ‘Elite’ certainly contributed to my own wish to start writing and I can trace my own ‘Status Quo’ and ‘Mutabilis’ for ‘Oolite’ directly back to Robert’s work.

For those not familiar with ‘The Dark Wheel’ it is possible to read it here online. It’s a great space yarn and set the scene for the most important computer game of the 1980s – ‘Elite’. It fleshed out the background to the universe of ‘Elite’, and made it ‘real’ for many thousands of us.

Thanks for the inspiration, imagination and the good times Robert. You’ll be sorely missed.

The members of The Dark Wheel salute you.

Right on, Commander.

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So you want to be writer…

I’ve long harboured the ambition to write a serious novel and have it published. I’m in the midst of trying to finish a book I’ve been putting together for off and on (mostly off) for the last four years.

Finally the manuscript is nearing completion. As I’m able to put in about twelve hours a week on it (commuting by train does have its benefits), I’m hoping to have it done by Christmas. Then I need to start getting serious with it.

First up – will it be any good? I’ve been advised that once I finish it, I should set it aside for a month and then go back and read it end to end, to see if I really think it’s a genuinely good story or not.

Second – editing. I’ve got to trawl through it and fix typos, bad grammar, poor sentence construction, dodgy dialogue, plot holes, trim for size etc.

Third – Prep the formatting. Sort the line spacing, fonts, borders etc.

Fourth – Then I need to get it proof-read by some critics, who will give me an honest opinion on the story overall, roll those changes back in and see if it still hangs together.

Only then will I have a finished manuscript!

And then to publish…

I could go the ‘vanity publishing’ route. Which is effectively where you pay someone to publish your book. You stump up all the money upfront and hope that people will buy it. Guarantees that your book gets out there, but it sort of fees like ‘cheating’.

You can use the ‘publish on demand’ route. I’ve already used this for my ‘free’ books. Effectively you submit your story and if anyone wants to buy it, it’s produced on demand. Cafepress and Lulu are good examples.

Third is the ‘proper’ route. Find an agent, get them interested and they will find you a publisher and you’re off. Easier said than done of course!

I want to go the third route,  so I’m going to have to put in the graft to polish up my story as much as a I can before I go hunting for an agent.

Even if I’m successful, and the book does get published, will I make a lot of money? Probably not. The absolute best I can realistically hope for is that the book sells a few hundred copies, perhaps a thousand or two. At that rate the likely income would probably be around the £5,000 mark, not much return on the effort invested.

So why bother?

Why does any writer bother? We have a story to tell, and it wont let us rest until it’s told.

I’ll keep you posted with my progress! Wish me luck!

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25 Years of ‘Elite’

I was lucky enough to have joined the 8-bit computer revolution rather earlier than most of my friends of the time. My Dad built a UK101 Compukit machine (based on the 6502 processor that was later to power the BBC Micro) in 1978. So I had a two year head start on my peers, I can remember the astonishment that greeted the acknowledgement that we had a ‘computer’ in the house!

As the 80s dawned the more primitive machines gave way to machines with colour and sound. The main contenders were the BBC Micro, Commodore-64 and the ZX Spectrum.

Originally the Spectrum was the cheaper machine, well supported by software and games. The Commodore was more technically capable, but lacked the software and the BBC was the one used by many educational establishments and, of course, the BBC themselves!

However, in September 1984, a game was launched that redefined the art of the possible on these primitive computers. Up until now, games had had 3 lives, a score and a typical five-ten minute playing time. Suddenly a game arrived with no score, a single life, open ended game play and immersive 3d graphics, its name?

“Elite.”

Here was a game that simply gave you a very basic spaceship, a small amount of money and set you loose in a universe filled with traders, pirates, police and alien warships. You simply ‘made your own way’ from here, trying to amass enough money to upgrade your ship with higher powered lasers, more cargo space, defensive systems, missiles, bombs and more energy. Whether you choose to trade honestly, or enter the blackmarket, or simply prey on other vessels was entirely up to you. Each route had its pros and cons.

Incredibly, there was a universe of systems to explore, 8 galaxies, consisting of 256 systems in each one and all this was, including the graphics, game and universe was crammed into 32k, (32,768 bytes of memory) – that’s about the same as this blog entry.

Originally only available on the BBC, the authors quickly bowed to overwhelming pressure to put this iconic game onto other platforms. I was able to play it shortly afterwards on my trusty ZX Spectrum…

I, along with many other members of the IT community, spent days, months and even years playing this game. Its compelling nature, inviting you to decide who and what you wanted to be, rather than simply shooting, finding or solving things, drove you further into the game, encouraging you to loose yourself in imagination.

In another clever move, the game was promoted with a Novella, called The Dark Wheel, written by Robert Holdstock. You can still read it here. This gave some important background on the social and political universe in which ‘Elite’ existed, giving you reasons why things worked as they did.

This week, Elite has reached its 25 anniversary. Elite 4, the much anticipated sequel has yet to appear, but tens of thousands of people are out there, patiently waiting for it. The interest remains astonishing after so many years have gone past.

Elite has inspired many imitations, but none have really managed to capture the essence of Elite. Today, there are a number of tribute games available in the public domain. My favourite is ‘Oolite‘, which updates the graphics for modern PCs and Macs, yet remains true to the original gameplay.

I have a particularly soft spot for this one, as I wrote a couple of novellas for it myself back in 2006.

Happy Silver Anniversary Elite – and thanks for the fun, games and memories. Looking forward to ‘Elite 4′!

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High speed line? Hmmmm.

Living in the dark and distant corner of South-East Kent as I do, we’ve long suffered the long duration travel into London. The fastest trains took an hour and ten minutes, while most took an hour and thirty.

Now we’ve got a super duper high speed train line which has been trumpetted left right and centre as the answer to everyones requirements, including a dramatic lift in house prices – Ashford to London in 37 minutes, wooo!

I’ve been trying it for the last month and it’s definitely “most impressive”. The train stops once on its journey into London, at some place called Ebbsfleet International, which appears to be a ‘Ghost Station’ as no one ever gets on or off here. Spooky.

You arrive in London when you’d normally be expecting to arrive in Tonbridge. It’s almost wierd.

Unfortunately, it’s on arrival in London that the whole ‘high speed’ thing falls apart.

Historically, Ashford trains have arrived at Cannon Street, London Bridge, Charing Cross and (occasionally) Victoria. Three out of four of these Stations are in the South East of the Capital, and service the City areas and down towards Westminster. Most commuters are therefore city types or politicoes of some kind or other. I, for example, have a ten minute walk from Cannon Street.

The high speed lines arrives into St. Pancras (or Kings Cross as most people will know it) and that’s in the North of the Capital.

It’s a mere four or five miles from the CIty or Westminister, but it might as well be fifty because it takes a ridiculous 25 minutes to make the journey by tube or overground train from St. Pancras back to the City or Westminster.

This is made up of 5 minutes (fast) walking from the highspeed platform to the underground, 15 minutes on the tube (on a good day) and then another 5 minutes walking back up to ground level.

Comparing like for like the highspeed service saves only 20 minutes each way door to door, yet costs an extra £110 a month (monthly fare) with the added hassle of switching trains and standing up for the last part of the journey on a sweaty unpleasant tube train.

It is SO frustrating to cover 60+ miles in 37 minutes and then find yourself taking 25 minutes to cover a mere 4.

So in summary the trains are a dream, unfortunately the journey is a nightmare. I’m going back to the old service. It might be slow, but it’s much more pleasant. Right now I can only recommend it for Friday afternoons to get home early.

ps. It may improve when the service to Stratford International opens, but that’s not until the new year. Will keep you posted.

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Mid-life crisis?

I’ve bought a sports car. :)

This sort of thing happens to gents of my age, apparently. We’re trying to recapture our youth, and demonstrate a last gasp of vigour before we trail down the slope to retirement, golf and whist drives. It’s supposed to indicate we’re insecure about our increasing age and terrified of the future…

Well, that’s a load of old cobblers I’m afraid. Yes, I’ve got a few grey hairs, but at 38 I’m hardly over the hill and picking up speed. Why have I bought a sports car? Simple, because I want one and I can afford it. I don’t need a long distance cruising car anymore, and we’ve got a practical car already.

So the next accusation that gets levelled is that you’re trying to compensate for some kind of Freudian deficiency. Sorry, that doesn’t stack up either. My little car isn’t incredibly fast, in fact most modern hot hatches will completely outrun it. It’s not very big, it has tiny little wheels and it’s not full of gadgets either. What would Freud have made of that then? :)

Then you get told it’s a ‘hairdresser’s car’. Well, I don’t know many hairdressers who have a RWD drive car, with a limited slip differential and no traction control. It doesn’t cosset you, it’s not particularly comfortable and it mucks up your hair good and proper if you drive it with the roof down!

To be fair 95% of people are really enthusiastic about it, but some can’t seem to help but be disparaging, troting out these hoary old cliches. I reckon Freud would have them nailed down though… jealousy perhaps? :)

More pics on facebook btw!

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Long term interest rates

Found this rather interesting diagram on the ‘thisismoney’ website. It shows how interest rates have varied since the Bank of England was founded. The last forty years look to have been the most irratic!

Interest Rates over time

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A Knight’s Tale…

It’s not every day you get to meet a ‘living legend’, and there can be few people who fulfill that role whilst being totally grounded in reality, able to claim with a roguish smile that they’ve “never done a days work” in their life whilst surrounded by the memorabilia of over 80 years of accomplishments, and get their housekeeper to serve up tea and crumpets on a sunny Sunday afternoon when you ‘pop-in’ for a visit.

Here’s a man who’s played violin with Albert Einstein, and had a chat with Orville Wright and Neil Armstrong. Covered the moon-landings for the BBC and inspired countless thousands in science and technology. He ran an observatory at the age of 13, and once swallowed a fly, live on air.

I speak of Sir Patrick Moore, a true gentlemen of the old school; as British as fish ‘n’ chips, village cricket, steam engines and strawberries and cream. As a youngster I met him once before in London, speaking at a Astronomy event, it must have been 1982.

Our local Astronomy Club was invited, in person, to visit Sir Patrick in his home at Selsey, and what a home! A detached thatched cottage directly out of a chocolate box picture, with an interior that almost certainly hasn’t been updated since 1960.

Passing the ‘airlock’, a set of doors which must be opened strictly in sequence to prevent the egress of Ptolomy (Patrick’s cat) you are met with the bizarre sight of oak panelled furniture covered in the most eclectic collection of ’stuff’, a real menagerie of ‘things’.

His ancient Woodstock typewriter nestles alongside a BAFTA award, which is flanked by a couple of ‘Clangers’. His OBE and CBE share pride of place with a penny trinket from a Christmas cracker. The walls are festoned with awards, certificates, shot glasses, globes, orreries, models, badges, plaques, rocks, plastic toys and various unidentified creatures. Every spare space is packed with items from over 80 years, and everywhere else you see shelf upon shelf of books, many penned by the knight himself.

A modern flatscreen computer sits uneasily alongside a series of family photos, finding itself the curiousity, rather than the norm.

A coffee table modelled after the Eagle lunar lander is the centre point of one room, whilst a series of globes (mostly of Mars, rather than the Earth) is the centre of the next. We’re invited to pull up a chair (an assortment of antique furniture, button backed red leather). Every room has atleast one telescope in it, most have several.

We chat, as if we’ve known each other for years. He generously gives us a book, or two, or three, signs them and inquires as to what we’ve been doing in our club. He even offers to write an article for us; a visit is no longer an option he indicates, with sincere disappointment.

A pause as our tea and cakes arrive. We’re welcome to have an alcoholic drink too, it’s with regret we can’t join him in a G&T.

We talk about Astronomy of course, and Cricket, and Cub-Scouts and Big Brother (no, it was a rumour). He invites us to return with our children. He loves children. Never married of course, his fiancee killed by the Germans in the war, a thoughtful pause.

We must see his telescopes! Of course! So we troup outside and wander around the garden. The famous 15″ reflecting Fullerscope, inside an oil drum, and the 8″ refractor inside a ‘roll of roof’ (which is jammed).

On return we pester politely for a photo to which he is more than happy to oblige. I repay him by playing a tune on his Piano… I’ve played Sir Patrick Moore’s Piano! It’s flanked by a collection of Xylophones, but of course.

An hour an a half has passed, all too quick, but we’re conscious not to outstay our welcome. At 86, he gets tired quickly, and he clear wants to watch the Tennis… on Sky Plus… he still moves with the times.

And so we leave, hardly able to believe we did it. A remarkable day, a remarkable life, a remarkable man.

Sir Patrick Moore, many thanks indeed!

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Give us a break!

This really is beginning to get a bit silly.

Over the last few months we had a series of bad news stories from the predictable economic crisis, through devastating asteroid impact warnings and now we’re on to death by influenza epidemics. Oh, and the imminent threat of global warming lurking around the the background.

The swine flu thing lurched into view over the weekend and is now at maximum hysteria mode, with all the papers covering it, and the tabloids (as expected) predicting the end of civilisation as we know it. Right.

Leaves you wondering if someone is trying to divert our attention from something else that’s important, but not nearly as exciting.

I wonder if the government is trying to bury some ‘bad news’ somewhere..?

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Time to budget…

My blog is unlikely to make much impact in the vast number of outpourings that result after Mr Darling’s budget presentation today… however I can’t resist.

£175 Billion of debt… in one year. OMG.

£606 Billion over 4 years… Gasp.

£15 Billion to be made in efficiency savings? Haven’t these guys ever seen ‘Yes Minister‘ ?

50% tax rate for those earning over £150,000. Well, that won’t bother me much (if only), but I’m surprised to hear that that covers a mere 1% of the UK population, I would have expected it to be higher than that. If so, this tax rise makes political capital for the beleagueared labour party, but is unlikely to rake in that much cash. Also, the super rich tend to be rather good at squirrelling money away from the tax man.

2% rise in fuel costs – great. :(

2% rise in alcohol duty – There goes my sherry and G&T. :(

2% rise in tobacco – don’t smoke, not bothered.

Why can’t we kill of the pointless Government projects like the National ID Card – £6Billion saved. How about Trident at £2B/year. How about wars in other countries at £1B/year? The mind boggles.

Interesting to note that most of the tax changes come into operation in 2011, which is when the next election is scheduled… Hmmmm.

I have to say I did enjoy Mr. Cameron’s broadside at Darling and Brown, with his accusations of a ‘decade of debt’ and so on. The last bit is worth quoting…

They sit there running out of money, running out of moral authority, running out of time and you have to ask yourself, what is the point of another 14 months of this Government of the living dead.

‘If they don’t have the courage to deal with the debt and take the difficult decisions, why don’t they make way for the team that can.’

Whether the Tories will be any better is difficult to tell, so lets see what they will be suggesting as alternatives…

End of an era, adieu Sun Microsystems.

I used to work for Sun Microsystems. In fact I was there quite a while, 1999-2006 when they acquired what remained of Netscape (yes, the browser company).

Today’s news is something of seismic shift in the IT world.

Sun started out in 1982, way before the internet and the dot .com boom. With its tag line “The network is the computer” they were way ahead of their time. They made (still make) some of the best computers on the planet, their Solaris operating system has stability and reliability that is a dream to Windows, Mac and Linux users.

Sun also brought us Java (you’ll likely have that on your mobile), thin client devices that really worked, and huge contributions to networking that are still providing the backbone to most of the websites you use everyday.

Unfortunately, whilst Sun was great at technology, it was miserable at business. It spent too much money on R&D, failed to downsize when it had to and didn’t stop the burgeoning ranks of useless middle management sapping its strength. It stubbornly refused to accept Windows/Office on the desktop, the commoditization of servers and failed to make money out of its unique Java technology (unlike Oracle and IBM.)

Today it was bought by Oracle, something of a sad end to an era, though probably better than the slow fizzling out that was the only alternative.

Many of Sun’s products will doubtless survive, but many will be lost as unprofitable. In the cold, hard reality of the credit crunch, innovation for its own sake is a game only to be played by the rich and secure, and Sun couldn’t sustain it. A huge shame though, as Sun’s approach is unlikely to be carried forward by the profits focussed Oracle. The IT industry is poorer today.

Sun Microsystems, 1982-2009. RIP.

Oddly enough, that now means that every company I’ve ever worked for has been acquired by another around 3 years after I left, I wonder if my current employer should be worried!